Once a programmer went for a walk and found a frog which
speaked as a human:
"Really I'm not a frog but a
beautiful girl. An evil wizard enchanted me. Kiss me - and I'll turn to a girl
again and will be yours."
The programmer without a
word put the frog into his pocket and moved on. "Haven't you
understood?" cried the frog. "I'm a beautiful girl, only kiss
me..."
"You see, I'm a programmer. Girls don't
interest me. But a speaking frog is really funny!"
A man came home and saw another man in his wife's
bed.
"Well, in my cause there is a reason," he
said. "At last, I am a husband. But what makes YOU do it?!"
"I have bad news, mylord," said lady to her
husband."What we considered the pregnancy is a mistake really."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the lord."These
stupid movements again?!"
"I have good news and bad news for you," said
God to Adam.
"Tell me the good news first,"
asked Adam.
"I gave your two organs. One is called
a brain. It makes you clever, allows to create new things and have intelligent
conversations. The other organ is called a penis. It allows you to give children
to Eve, and your off-spring will populate the whole planet."
"Thank you, really good news! But what are the bad
ones?"
"Unfortunately, these two organs cannot
work simultaneously..."
Light-minded men change women like cigarettes.
Serious men change women like cigarette-cases.
And clever men don't smoke at all!